Pseudo-blogging

I haven't posted in a while. I wrote two blogs on paper but for reasons technical and mundane didnt manage to 'soft-copy' them (sorry just had to poke fun at that usage of the term). Now what I was going to post about, I have completely forgotten. Well, not so much forgotten as chosen to ignore because it is a lot of solid hogwash inspired by the antics of a certain neurochemical in my cerebral cortex that sometimes makes my wife call me a 'pseudo'! A pseudo what you may ask and I couldn't answer because she never tells me that. So let me guess - A pseudo-poet? pseudo-writer? ...not making sense here! So then what? A pseudo-intellectual? A pseudo-psychopath?That sounds interesting, a pseudo-psychopath! I wonder what he would be like. Would he be like me? But which me? The one everyone sees or the one I see in the mirror? Thats a question to answer later.

What I think she really means when she calls me a pseudo is a 'fake'. Because I have seen her restrict the usage only to times when I really am faking. Thats the whole problem in letting someone get so close to you that they know stuff about you that you can only publicly muse about. So now here's the catch! What would you people call this post - pseudo or not? And if yes then pseudo what?

Now that I have completely stopped making sense I will go on and try and make sense of some poor soul's suffering while the people reading this blog do so of their own.